"Going to just hide their cars are we?" she asked acerbically."Report 'em abandoned," Sam said laconically."And the copper?" Gwen finally made a telli...ng point; a missing copper would probably draw a lot of attention if he was using his own car."Could be an issue," I finally admitted."You know they'll push in extra resources for one of their own," Gwen stated. "And you'd just report his car missing here." You have a plan then, my Lady?" I asked as Gwen and Emma got out of the car."Nancy. She invited me in for a drink, I at first declined but she insisted how I could resist her southern hospitality. I went in, sat down at her kitchen table and watched her move through the kitchen as she made coffee. She was in her mid-thirties and looked phenomenal. She poured me a cup, lay out cream and sugar. At first it was small talk, and then she started asking me about relationships. I started to tell her. She then became very personal and point blank asked me about my sex life. I could. As each period passed, the bake sale tables started to look more and moreready for the lunch crowd, and finally, everything was ready.I actually had fun helping sell the cakes and cookies the girls had made,but just before lunch, the screaming started ...I opened the door to the cafeteria, and saw that a food fight hadstarted.But not your normal food fight.In this food fight, the food was doing the fighting ...Honest. There were several piles of food that had taken on humanoid shapeand were. Most girls are like that you know. Show them a good-looking guy with a gun and their panties are getting all moist with excitement. I could tell right away. The fear and the excitement really get to them. She didn't say a word and I know she didn't hit any alarms. In fact I didn't hear a damn sound until I hit the car. That's when all hell broke loose. The alarm went off and I could hear the shouts and screams. So of course my car got three blocks and the piece of shit just went and died on.