.. this is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warningFor... those who have not yet had children ... this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3 year olds voice is louder. She started bucking her hips and her hands came forcibly to the top of my head. She started to cum and then her back arched and she grunted loudly. I held my head against her and flicked at her clit. She bucked and grunted again. Finally she slammed her legs together and rolled onto her side. She was still panting when she said, God, I havent been eaten like that in a while, and never by a man. I climbed up the bed and crouched in front her while she was on her side. I wasnt hard, but I wasnt. Right Beth are you going to let me fuck you to seal the deal and hubby will never know what a slut he is married too, I thought he might have a good idea about what a slut his wife was but I’d rather him not know I was on the internet teasing, I also thought it might be fun to see if he could actually fuck me with such a small cock and what it would feel like, so I said and that’s it you will never tell Paul about it or this either you promise.he replied I promise I will tell no one at all, so. It was a long dry week for my cock, believe me, and every time I thought of what was on my schedule on Sunday my cock shot up like a rocket. I watched Kelly on TV every night, and my cock tingled with anticipation of getting inside her warm, wet, snug little snatch. I had no idea what the weather forecast was when I watched her, but I sure knew the sun was shining on my sex life.The whole thing still seemed like a dream. I just could not believe I was having sexy fun with a beauty like Kelly.