They’ll all leave you unfulfilled.”Pam laughed, “We’re all working on our teaching certificates. We want every male that we mate with at the p...arty to leave with a new appreciation for how to treat his partners. Might I ask what your approach to the women might be given that fact?”Dave sighed, “I guess I’ll try to blow their nubile minds with some massive orgasms that they’ll never forget the rest of their lives.”“Atta boy!” Julie and Alice said in unison.Friday night was a blur of preparation. Come on in… the water is perfect.”Jadzia answered, “Okay, let me change. Where’s mom?” she asked, looking towards the house.“Who knows? Maybe one of her imaginary clubs she goes to. All I know is, she’s not here to bitch at us right this moment. So let’s just enjoy that.”Jadzia chuckled, “I know that’s right. I’ll be right back.” She left to go change into a bathing suit. If her mom was going to be around, she was going to wear a conservative one-piece suit. But since it was just her and Daddy,. ’ Arthur shrugged. ‘Well… I didn’t think anyone else needed to get in trouble over that.’ She started to say something and then lowered her eyes. ‘What is it Gretya?’ ‘You um…’ Her voice trembled. ‘You didn’t get in trouble with the police because of us did you? The switching, I mean?’ ‘No no,’ Arthur lied in a panic. Feeling dangerously close to some kind of Danubian honor trap, he scrambled to think of something quick. The last thing he needed was to have the teenage daughter of Ranger. Judging from the looks on their faces, many had never before seen a woman with knees and ankles uncovered.The serious little boy who spotted Kathy and Mommy earlier rode up on his bicycle. "Wow, now your all dirty, too." he scolded, "your mom's are going to be mad at you." What's the matter, Kathy," a teen jeered, "get a run in your stockings?" Mama Mia," another hooted, "those are some spicy kneecaps!" What y'all been do," a visiting country cousin held his nose, "wallerin' with the hogs!.