You dont stay a virgin into your twenties and not throwing yourself at the first guy you see at a bar without a little reinforcement. I made my way b...ack to my living room after grabbing a towel from the hall closet, and popped one of my favorite bdsm videos into my blu ray player. I laid the towel onto the couch, sat on it, and as the disc was loading, I packed a bowl and lit up. OOooh, thats nice. As the movie started, I could feel the high washing over me, making my limbs heavy and pushing. There was a flicker of light, then bright light. My point of view was astounding. I looked down just in tome to see a large piece of **** spiral away from Alyssa's little ass. then I saw it. Imbedded on the surface of her crap was the ribcage and skull of a tiny man.There was only one conclusion. That was my body. But how was I conscious? I'd been digested so how was I able to think? What the hell was I?Red fingernails gripping a wad of toilet paper obstructed my view as she wiped herself.. She came home one evening and told me a young, handsome, black, county officer had pulled her over for speeding but when she told him she worked for a state agency he let her go with a warning.Here is what I am imagining really happened, He walked up to the car and she gave him her best sexy smile and told him she was sorry for speeding but she had been listening to the states mental health people all day and was in a hurry to get home and relax. He asked her if she had a husband at home. I lock the car and proceed to the door. A wave of music and conversation greets me as I open it. I give what I hope is a friendly smile to the few faces that turn to witness my entry. I walk up to the bar and select an empty pew. An attractive young woman brings me the whiskey I order and I sit back watching some soccer on the wide screen television hung on the wall.I'm watching a good game, and I don't really even mind not speaking the announcer's language. A second scotch, exactly like the.