That’s half a million. I intend to personally sell at least half of those units. 250 units at 100,000 is 25,000,000. Seller’s commission will be t...hree percent.”“Three? You only make a percent and a half on a listing!” Lily said.“Thanks for reminding me of that. My base will be 1.5% instead of one. That makes the base closer to $750,000. Plus another percent and a half for every sale I make. That’s another $375,000. Add those numbers up, honey. 1.15 million. I think I can do better than that.. Ithink it makes him seem like a rube.I normally had lunch at my desk in the letting agents. I was quite a bigdeal in the place, closing almost double the sales of the next agent, butit's not like I didn't have to work hard for that. I didn't really havetime to be going out with friends, but they had convinced me, saying Icould show them my new car that I just bought. It was my new pride andjoy that I decided I deserved after a particularly successful month ofsales."Hi, folks. Welcome to. "The prettiest. After all the help you've given us, the Council and Iwill make sure of it! We can swing by the Mall of the Universe and pickup some catalogues for ideas..."That concluded, all we needed now was that darn part for the spaceship.And after a few quick hops through hyperspace I could begin my newlife. It would be weird being a toy, with nothing but polyester fiberwhere my insides were now, but all the other inhabitants of that crazy-quilt planet would be stuffed toys too, so I'd fit. You’re a woman. Can I have a beer? I need one after my day.”He took the last beer, and I didn’t notice or care that he sat beside me and started drinking. “Well fuck. I can’t go to sleep like this.”“You and me both.”“Whats wrong with you? Your vagina need something too?”“Your funny. At least you have your sense of humor. I got problems of my own.”“What problems you got?”“Blue balls… remember them? Wife won’t get near me anymore.”We sat in silence and drank our beers. “What she found another.