He would swing the head of his halberd like a hatchet, forcing Oath to block with his sword, and then use his free hand to strike Oath with the halber...d’s shaft. The blows were delivered at full-strength and Oath couldn’t stop them.“You don’t deserve to become the next baron if this is the best you can do. You must be the weakest of the family.”“Trevor, listen! Do you really think you can get out of here without my help? Stop this, and we can both walk out of this dungeon alive! You can still. "I take it that flashing your boobs in a public place would be the sort of thing that you are looking for?" I asked."Possibly," replied Helen, "but I don't think we'd be doing it on the high street at noon."I chuckled, "How about through a window in the evening?" I asked."I take it you have a particular window in mind?" she asked."I do," I replied. "Are you familiar with the McDonalds on Bond Street, opposite the multi-storey car park?" Yes," came the slow reply."The place is pretty quiet on. She had her star sign, a lion, inked onto her upper right arm. Not long after that she came home with a unicorn on her left bicep.I spoke to her about her tattoos. "You seem hooked, Mary. When is it going to stop? And why the sudden interest?" Well, my boss Tony is covered in tattoos and he has talked to me about them and how much he loves them. Most of the guys at the mill have them too, and they all have more than one. I just think they are as sexy as hell. Don't you like them?" It's not. It was a hot and muggy summer night, and I was walking home from a friend's house. I was wearing short white shorts, a black tank top and black flip flops. A man pulled up beside me and was asking me questions like, "You look so familiar, do I know you?" I assured him that I did not know him, and was prepared to go on my way when he pulled over and we struck up a conversation. We will call him 'Mike'. Mike said, "Are you sure? You look like someone I went to school with."I responded, "I'm only.
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