Hum dono ghar main akalay thay. Wo kapray dho rahi thi aur kapray chat per sukhanay ke liya daal rahi thi. Main jab so kar utha to 10:30 ka time tha, ...nashta karnay ke baad main TV laga kar baith gaya, thori der bad us ki cheekh ki awaz aayi to main bhag kar bahir chala gaya or dekha keh wo stairs se phisal gayi thi main ne kaha “kiya hua baji” to wo rotay huway boli “paaon phisal gaya hay” maine poocha “chot to nahi aayi?” to wo boli “koolhay (hips) per dard ho raha hay” kher main ne usay. .. and bless I was met from the car by ‘Durexcell’ so didn’t even have to hoover awkwardly in reception). All sounds simple doesn’t it? wrong! As I walk past what can only be described as an old lady (who I might add was already eyeing me suspiciously) my stockings decided to slide down flashing her a bit of thigh, and in an attempt to rectify the situation I had to grab the tops and hold them up while we walked to our room…. Classy! Anyway, back to the interesting bit, so now we’re both in his. .we have a proposition to make to you that I think you would be wise to accept...' I looked from Daniel to Charlie and back at Bruce and could not believe what I heard myself say '...I'll listen to what you want...' Bruce smiled and continued '...our folks are in some kind of lodge and will be gone for a week next month. They have decide to let my Uncle check in on us and allow us to stay home alone. The only rules are: no parties, no girls and only one or two guys can stay over night. If we. I had been walking for about five minutes when I heard my phone ring. ‘Hello?’ I stopped and answered. ‘Hey babe.’ The sweet voice on the other end replied. ‘Oh hey Vicky.’ I answered. ‘I told you not to call me that, I can’t get the babysitter from Fairly Odd Parents out of my mind.’ She giggled. I laughed, ‘Children of the Nickelodeon generation I guess.’ ‘Yeah, parenting was overrated anyway. You at work?’ she asked. I explained what happened to her, how the bus was running late and Dave.