.”5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not th...e best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.11. I tried phone sex once, but the. As she passed the opening to the living room she saw Donaldengrossed in the morning paper. He didn't even know she was home.She was hanging up the dress when she pictured that he too waswearing a dress. She could envision his nylon-clad legs coming outof a skirt. She thought it couldn't be, not her dull Donald. She went back to the opening and looked and sure enough, he wassitting there in a dress and wearing nylons. He had the paper upand still didn't realize she was there. Her headache was. I then went down and placed a kiss on her hairless mound. She moved her legs apart a ways so I could kiss on down her slit. I then moved her legs farther apart and moved down between them. I looked and revealed to me was the most beautiful sight a guy could hope for. The delicate pink of her skin showed the very core of her femininity. The opening of her vagina was open about a quarter-inch and was quite moist with her juices. Her clit stood proud just barely peeking out of its hood ready for. Half way up her right thigh was a white garter belt, which seemed to certify that she was indeed a virgin. The room was lit by twenty or more candles and white sheets were laid out everywhere. Soft harp music played.I stood in awe at the beauty only someone so young can possess. With Sara on my right and Keri on my left, they led me to the bed "May we present to you on her 15th birthday, the lovely lady Samantha. She came into this room a girl, but will leave a woman." I am not the sentimental.