3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because it's illega...l to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and. How the hell does he know I’m not from California?, she wondered. “Are you okay? Didn’t twist your ankle I hope.” As he spoke, he flashed a broad, engaging smile at her. His eye softened from the intense, sexual gaze of a moment ago, but was more than compensated for by that deep, baritone voice, with just enough sex appeal oozing out to make Cali feel a tingling sensation between her legs. He seemed able to walk that fine line of sexy confidence, without coming off cocky, or leering. “I’m. She told me that she thinks about me when she is having sex with her boyfriend. Then she reminded of the time when she used to get massages from her uncle.She likes two types of massages from her uncle depending on her mood. If she has been a good niece she gets good baby niece massage. If she has been a bad niece then she gets a naughty baby niece massage. Here are the differences between the two kinds of baby niece massages. It always starts with a good baby niece massage and leads to a. All that had happened about eight years ago and believe it or not I had forgot just about all of that part of my life. Funny how our minds work like that when there are things you want to forget as you move on with your life. Maybe it’s why I’m able to accept so effortlessly what I’m doing now. Then I thought about Skippy and I wondered if he had missed me this pass couple of days. I’ve only had him for just over a week now and I know I’m missing him. It’s so cute how he climbs up on the.