“And how did you do?”“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you... manage to do that?”“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: oO. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison...”This is compliments of J & BJust some DEEP thoughts for 2017• The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking. The water cleansed us both of the dried remnants of our...our lovemaking. I worked her front with a wash cloth causing her to gasp and whimper as the coarse cloth rubbed across her nipples. They were still sensitive and darkened from last night's assault. I worked my hand down her front and started what I thought was a gentle cleansing of her sex. She inhaled sharply and grabbedmy wrist. "I'm sorry, I hurt you didn't I?" She looked down and shook her head. Finally she looked back up at me. Papa kafi aacha kamate hai. Isiliye hum dono bhi aish se rehte hai. Magar sabse badi kami to mummy ki zindagi mein hai. Woh akeli hai.Mummy ka naam Saroj hai. Unki umar 43 saal hai. Magar mummy dikhne 30 saal ki lagti hai. Mummy puri punjabi heroin lagti hai. Unhe dekhkar har mard aapna lund jarur masalta hai.Mummy ka badan dudh jaisa gora hai. Aur unke bade bade mamme (boobs) suit mein ek dum khade dikhye dete hai. Aur jab woh jhukti hai. To unki badi bund (gaand) dekhkar aisa lagta hai ki. We travelled the rest of the way listening to music, and not really saying much, until we pulled into the car park to park the car, “I smell of sex, and I,ve got to stand there and book in here, what will they think of me?” i asked.“just take a seat in reception babe” Pete said and squeezed my leg, “you look sexy with those hard nipples, and I cant wait to get you upstairs” he carried on.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. I sat on 1 of the large sofas in the reception area as.