The b*****r was so into beating his meat that he did not even know I was there until he opened his eyes and saw me standing in front of him, I know I ...scared the shit out of him. Once he saw me standing there he quickly, start to zip up his pants and offer an explanation. ‘Oh Miss I’m so sorry, but I was just trying to release some stress.’ he said as a look of complete embarrassment over took his face. I give him a sweet sexy smile that assured him he has nothing to be sorry for, them I sat. "She doesn't need this sort of tension." Is she really speaking for all of them?" I think so." Even Bri and Elspeth?" Knowing her, yes." Is there anything we can do?" Lorraine said, cutting in."I don't think so, no," Nick said smiling. "But thank you for the offer."Tony caught his attention with a wave and pointed towards the door where Elspeth and Briana emerged into the car park.They stood up and started to walk over, but the two girls stopped and held the door as Ally and Marcus came out. “What exactly are we supposed to do now?” Princess Meretix demanded. “Now,” Dirk said sitting back with a stack of comic books on his lap, “we sit on our asses and wait for the troop of monkeys, preferably in silence. Here, got some Supermen and Wonder Women if you like. Earth entertainment.” She rolled her eyes. “I think can find less juvenile ways to occupy myself. I’ll just use some meditation techniques. It’ll block out the cold and help me forget I’ve been rescued by a slack jawed,. Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value.Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for.I’ve decided I can’t be politically correct anymore. (I never was, actually)This one is compliments of John A.Heavens to Murgatroyd!Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word murgatroyd? Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! Sad really!The other day a not.