As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footpath who says, “I haven’t eaten for two days”, to which the man with the past...ries replies; “I wish I had your willpower”!!!Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two dollars!Jill: What kind is it?Jack: Quarter past ten.A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the. He was completely taken aback and was almost at loss of words. But he quickly recovered “Well then why don’t you sit beside me?” he said.Taniya looked at him and then walked up and sat next to him, he quickly leaned forward and sniffed at her neck, “mmm you smell so good”. She looked back at his eyes intently and said “I taste even better”, her heart started racing faster expecting some action finally. He held her cheek lightly “is it? Let me find that out for myself then” and both of them. As I reached up for the waistband of her panties, as I usually did when in bed, she placed her hands on the back of my head.“Don’t take them off this time” she said in a soft, sexy, almost panting voice, “simply pull then aside…” She then added, “ Pull them aside and taste me.”I lowered my fingers to the leg opening, beside her crotch, and used that opportunity to get my nose right beside the two white streaks that were splashed across the tops of her thigh-highs. I subtly inhaled through my. 'His wife will be there too, I guess to watch,' she added. I said that sounded interesting.We showed up actually at their apartment. The man opened the door. Big, black, and already with a massive bulge in his trousers. His wife stood back in the room, watching. She was white and in an advanced state of pregnancy. We both were invited inside. I shook hands with him and nodded to his wife. She nodded back but didn't smile. She looked a little bit suspiciously at Alexis but accepted her presence..