I used my finger to wipe the residue off of my lips and chin and then smeared it on the tops of my breasts.Dave has taken to DVRing old episodes of JA...G, mostly because he has the hots for Catherine Bell. He waits until I'm working on my computer, then starts watching one of them - fast forwarding past anything that doesn't include her.I knew perfectly well that he was trying to tease me. She (or more accurately, the character she plays) is basically a more perfectly-built version of what I. I was getting soturned on.A local newspaper picked up on our sponsored event as a local interestpiece. "Brave local man offers to give up his manhood for a good cause.How long will you make him suffer? The article read. Nick was starting toget concerned, the publicity was great but we quickly increased to $2,330."That's over 3 weeks in drag!" He fretted. "Yes, maths was always a strongpoint of yours, I laughed." "This is not funny!" He retorted. "Well itkind of is" I said. "Just think I. ”My jaw dropped. “Uncle Nordin taught you how to jerk off?”Uncle Beau laughed. “Yeah, we were the ones always gettin’ into trouble. Or usually I was the one gettin’ into trouble and he was gettin’ me out. Anyhow, he showed me how he beat off and I copied him.”I thought that was the hottest thing I’d ever heard, a big brother teaching his younger brother how to jerk off. And the thought that as my Uncle Nordin. It certainly changed the way I looked at Uncle Nordin from that time on.We were lying. I had to reapply my breasts forms the day before, soI did save time by not having to do that, a close shave, foundation andpowder, brow pencil, 3 shades of purple eye shadow, eye liner, mascara,blush and lip stick to match my 2 inch fingernails, ok face is done.Next came a black lacey bra, black waist cincher, black garter belt withhose, 4 inch high heels and a black G-string. I topped this off with ashoulder length wig (damn bald spot). A tan wrap around summer robe, itwould be the fastest.