One day Dad told me to start lifting Audrey’s top up whenever he lifted Mom’s top up. Dad said that it would come across as funny and that everyon...e would laugh. He then said that if she did complain about it that he would just pretend to punish me. Okay!Well that evening Dad gave me a wink and got behind Mom so I got behind Audrey. I saw that her T-shirt was on the outside of her jeans and that I would be able to grab the bottom easily. I kept watching Dad and then suddenly he lifted Mom’s. .are youby any chance pregnant." Reluctantly I nodded and her eyes became alitwith excitement. "OH MY GOODNESS!! THAT'S SO ADORABLE," she said. "Doyou mind if I feel it?" she asked excitedly. I nodded my head putting myhands on my back and extending my belly so she could feel it. "It's soprecious...and to think you're going to be a mommy as a freshman." I wishI could have a kid so badly. It was then that I had a realization...Ineeded to pay that old woman a visit. I had to find her. Jess could. Maybe some mountain-man who knew atried-and-true herbal remedy or something.Since I was feeling so much better, I decided to go find him andthank him profusely for coming to my aid. As I gingerly made my waydown the carved stairway, I noted how low the ceilings were - was hesome sort of recluse dwarfed person, fleeing to the mountains toavoid the ridicule of "civilized" folk? Eh, whatever, I was justglad they lived where they did. As I continued down the spiralingstairs, I suddenly realized -. His mouth was dry, his limbs numb. His heart slammed so hard against his ribs that he was afraid that he would break apart, and the cold feeling in his gut now spread throughout his entire body. The Jabberwock lowered its head to regard him with its remaining reptilian eye. It snorted, a blast of steam filling the air, then used the rim of the opening to pull itself forward, reaching for Mike with its damaged paw.The magic inside of him uncoiled, ripping through his body. The air around him.
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