.. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the s...ame as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.’ The priest thought long and hard. It's a big step, but not one they will stumble over," Amber answered.Through out all of this retelling of the past, there had been no interruptions. Now there was a chime that sounded through out the house."My, is it that late?" Amber asked. Then, "Elisabeth, would like to freshen up before dinner? The powder room is just down the hall."Tom was waiting for Elisabeth when she came out of the powder room ten minutes later."Tom, we will have a serious talk — tonight," Elisabeth said. They returned. ..”As soon as the reverend started into the burial service, Anthony Carter, 4th Baron Lambert, followed his own train of thought. He had sat through too many burials of late. His uncle Antonio had succumbed to pneumonia two years ago. A half year later, Esra and Ruth Turner, his wife’s parents, had died within two weeks of each other. Aunt Marie’s husband, Sir Earl Parker, had badly broken his leg last autumn, and he died just before Christmas.Now it was the Carters’ turn. Sir Richard Carter,. .I'll just pick up Mark so we can have a nice snack...I'll bring you a burger when we get back..." I continued."Awn! Now I wanna go!!" He said."Come on! I'm just kidding...of course you can come...but of course...you'll have to..wear something..I've never seen you soft you know..." I said."Hum..yeah..I didn't notice you were naked as well..." he said blushing a little."Well...breakfast's on table, let's eat" I said smiling."Right Right!" he said sitting down.As I was eating he kept glancing at.