I was oftenasked if I'm gay. I was adamant that I wasn't. But was I?I don't know. I was confused back then. Being female and beingattracted to females... is gay too. But being female and being attractedto males isn't gay. So was I gay or was I straight?I didn't know. And I still don't.But Darren is cute. Do I want him to kiss me? Yes, I think I want that.Do I love him? No. Do I have a crush on him? Maybe. I don't know yet.And I don't have any idea how he feels about me. I mean there is stilla good. I took this as a great opportunity and said ok. Then, I asked for her cell no so that she can call me when she is feeling bored. Then, I got her no and she used to call me whenever she was feeling bored. And we would watch movies and other tv series together.She started getting more close to me. I also got her what’s up no and used to do casual chats with her. Then one day I came to know her husband was going out for 10 days. I was very happy. She also said to live at her home as she feels. Think about it, I am licking and plunging my tongue deep into the hole that she shits out of, and the wallowing me to do it, but the vast majority of the time getting turned on herself, which will lead to a second huge orgasm for her.This is the headline for an ad I ran in the LA Express: "LA man seeks woman with big butthole to lick deeply."I put my phone number in the ad and started getting calls right away. I got a total of 25 to 30 calls. The rest of the ad was like this:LA Man Seeks Woman. Now I believe you. That level of thinking would scare the hell out of Penny. Did she put that in there because most companies are only really looking closely at the clauses where they get to screw us if we don’t hold up our end of the contract?I knew we had clauses in there about us breaching the contract that had fees like this, but never knew there were any against the clients. No wonder Paul was in his office tearing those two morons a new asshole, or three. Serves him right for putting his.