Always keep it pointed in a safe direction.9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy.10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my co...ld, stinking...11. An accident waiting to happen ... could ‘shoot the beaver’.12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning...13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal. ..up past her cervix...on her A spot and she was soaking wett and orgasmmmmming over and over...then I pulled out the black cock (that I bought that day on the way to meet her)...As she lay there gasping....pretty messed up and sweaty hair...flushed cheeks....her eyes "wide shut"....I handed "our new Black friend to her"...I made her hold it touch it lick it...then made her beg to have him inside her....Mmmmmmmgod....the hesitation....the anticipation....the look of fear...Then Finally...the. He seemed friendly and sincere enough so I told him “Sure, if you don’t mind.” He took the tube and started rubbing the lotion on me. It was weird having a guy’s hands running over my body. He worked gradually lower to the small of my back then finally to the smooth globes of my buttocks. He kneaded them getting closer and closer to my crack. I wondered how close he would get. Then his finger ran all the way down between my cheeks brushing my hole as it went! I thought he was done then he. Much to my surprise, none of that happened. Her kiss was soft and romantic and I found that, in spite of my previous opinion, I really enjoyed the kiss. I kissed her back with my arms around her neck. She then released her hold on the edge and dashed away with a cute little, "Gotcha, you're it." It took me a few seconds to recover from what had just happened before I could mount my pursuit of her. By that time she was out of the pool and drying off. I was kind of disappointed and wanted to feel.