If you keep this up, I’ll have to try and think with a boner. He felt the gun slide out of his pants. At least there’s more room for me down there.... He pulled her closer and lowered his lips to her ear again. ‘Nice one, Irish. Keep joking like that and you’ll stay loose. If we get out of this, I’ll make sure to shoot you with my big gun,’ he said. ‘We better do something or they’ll start to get suspicious.’ He paused. ‘Oh, and I don’t mean that,’ he added quickly. He loosened his grip on her a. From the hallway came the sound of a slow hand-clapping. There, framed in the doorway, stood Pop and Lucy, both naked, my stepsister's hand fondling Pop's penis. "Once you two have recovered from all that humping and bumping join us in the lounge – I'm planning a pool party for this afternoon."Mom jumped up and ran to the bathroom, presumably to "tidy up" as they say. I pulled on a black satin thong, which I liked to sunbathe in beside our pool.Downstairs, I found my father seated on the long. " But I'll be dressed like a hen, and expected to act like one!" There is that," Elliott said, laughing. "But you'll handle it. I havea lot of confidence in you." But I need to tell you--" I began."Hey, that reminds me. Samantha said I should tell you something.Look, if she wants you to wear a dress around here, no problem. I thinkit will be less conspicuous than going halfway, like the nail polish andlacy underwear the other day. She says you make a great girl." He wassmiling, shaking. I made love with Susan again in the morning and then we went to classes. We agreed to see each other again Tuesday evening.Yeah, things were complicated.Monday night, I told Gloria about reconciling with Susan. She was all, "Well cool, you got a girl friend. How romantic. La De Da. Shut up and fuck me." After our orgasms, as we lay together getting ready for another round we talked. "You think I don't know you had a girl friend. Check that, girl friends. Emphasis on the plural. Shit. You think.