" Haha, what did he say?" Umm, he said you were huge, lol."Since we don't know each other, I'll skip the false modesty and say that I do have a big di...ck, and honestly I've always been proud of it. It's about eight and a half inches long and six around, and hearing bottoms squeal about how full it makes them when it goes deep and hits the right spots is just about my favorite thing in the world.I supposed I wasn't shocked that Joey had been talking about it; he was a twink-ish guy I'd hooked up. She really doesn’t care who it’s with – or where it is. I can share what I have or look over and see her doing that.”“I get it,” Phil said.“Not you, though,” Hailey continued quickly.“She’s cute,” Phil rejoined with a wink. “Not as cute as you, of course.”She slapped Phil’s arm lightly.“Maybe she’ll hook up with Bob,” Hailey said. “Otherwise I’ll have to find somebody for her. She really likes to fuck.”“You have a dirty mouth,” Phil joked.“I’ll brush my teeth before you kiss me,” Hailey. There's never been gold mining in that one so I meandered up the valley floor.I looked around a lot. Archaeologists suffer from the "grazing cow syndrome." We look at our feet and swing our heads side to side like cows looking for a delightful bit of grass, but we're really looking for evidence of prior occupation in the form of cultural material. It doesn't have to be artifactual debris, it can be the white mans' trash. You might be surprised at the things early settlers throw away, or drop. I jumped in the car. It was early summer, and she was wearing a cute floral-patterned sundress and a big smile, the picture of a demure suburban housewife happily picking up her husband."I was a bad girl today." Yeah. How'd the interview go? What'd you do?" Well, Mohammed called me. I told him I was busy today and had to go for a job interview, and he volunteered to come along. He came to the interview with me, and we went back to his apartment. I just barely got here in time."My cock.