"Mommy is shaking her head back and forth like she doesn't believe any ofit. "Whatever I think is the phrase the kids use these days. Get thoseripped ...up shorts off and the tee shirt, and do it now young man," Mommysays with an upset look on her face."Mommy I don't want to take my clothes off in the hallway, anyone willsee me." I see a look on mommy's face that is more like she is going totake my head off if I say another word. "Okay, okay mommy chill." Istart to pull my tee shirt off and over. Then two things happened, Linda rushed in and asked me, "Why are you at home, something wrong? Did you got my cell phone from the service shop?" Nothing wrong, I'm just waiting for a builder for the garage job." Just as I said that, the house phone rang and when I saw Linda intended to take the call, I quickly took the phone and told her, "It's the builder."But it wasn't any builder. It was the same caller who hang on at me the day before who hang up even that call. I told Linda "I'll start. . even when Jack wasn’t around. Which was weird. Because deep down, Emily felt like she didn’t even really like Samantha, whichPURPLEwas totally wrong, of course, just like the weird thought she had that Samantha couldn’t stand being with her either, that deep down she probably hated Emily, that every time she went down on Emily it was totally humiliating, whichPURPLEwas totally ridiculous, of course.Totally.After all, Jack loved it when the two beautiful blonde girls were together. Jack. But I was still nervous as hell. I couldn’t reply to the email yet, anyway. I had to line up an excuse to tell my husband first. As I drove home, I dreamed up stories in my head. Maybe my boss needed me to go view potential office space? Maybe my girlfriend was celebrating a promotion? I decided to go with a work function – some of the executives were coming into town, and I was expected to attend dinner and arrange entertainment afterwards. That would work – it was not unusual for work.