"You're... you're just about driving me toward rape, baby! And cops aren't supposed to do that!" Ex-cops, darling," Carol answered, her voice as hushe...d and raspy as his, "and... and I don't believe it'll be rape... !" Christ!" he hissed through his strong, white teeth. "I must be losing my buttons... three years, Carol... three years it's been! I-I think I love you, but... but I'm not sure! I might say anything right now... !" I know, I know, Mark... so don't say anything... just kiss me.... “You can record us swapping partners,” Rita quickly suggested.“Okay, Dan you should put in a new videotape,” she said fearing Rita might accidentally see her with Tim and Jason.“Paul and I have made plenty of sex movies with just us or at our swinger parties and have downloaded them to several porn sites.”“Aren’t you afraid of someone recognizing you?” Susan asked.“Not really. The odds of it are remote and if someone does notice me they’ll finally see me naked and in action,” she joked.Dan. After a few drinks I had no problem striking any conversation. That helped when I ran into this gorgeous blond about 5"4 with a round ass and a cute face."Hi I'm Dean. I work in production. What's your name?" Hey I'm Chelsea. I work over in Media Relations. How come I've never seen you before?" I stay locked in my studio working my ass off." That explains why you have a nice ass Dean."That was a good sign..."Speaking of asses Chelsea, anyone tell you yours is amazing?" I've had a few. Because I've fucking spent it. Not that you noticed, I could be wearing a fucking bin bag for all you care. Don't 'honeybun' me. And no I don't want a snuggle. Look, can you just fuck off, apparently I'm contractually obliged to answer this sodding letter". Dear Big BuggerFour inches!!! Sorry but you're just going to have to give me a minute whilst I catch my breath. I've known pigs with bigger dicks, and theirs are all corkscrewy. Oh well. Nevermind. There really isn't much point in you going.