We finished our drinks and decided to head off back to the room i explainded what was going to happen about the hotel door being left ajar for him to ...come in. We got in our room and i went to the balcony as we over looked the pool i could see when he set off my wife went straight to the bathroom for a very quick bit of preparation. I told my wife hes on his way i was already hard and opened the hotel door and checked the corridor to see if anyone else was hanging around it was empty as most. Since it worked well enough, I have enclosed what I believe would have been your commission.Sincerely,Wait for it...Dick Van DykeThree Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, “However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven.”The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her.” So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.The next man comes up and says, “I cheated on my wife a little but I still love. Slide a little further forward. She pulled herself and gasped as her thighs touched the cold metal of the fuel tank.I put my head on her left shoulder and reached round her."We won't need the choke" I took hold of her left hand and moved the choke shut with her thumb.Then moved the hand to the keys hung in the ignition barrel. And twisted them to 'start'. Bringing her hand back to the left grip user my head on her right shoulder, but moved the wet hair from it first.I slid my right hand down. There was an old picnic table and signs of a camp fire and trash and beer cans.Every one got out of the car and Lisa asked Don where the party was. Don replied that this was it.Lisa started to run but had gone only a few steps when one of the boys caught her and dragged her back to the car.One of them said she was the main attraction at the party and not to even think about leaving.They started feeling all over her and trying to get her undressed. Lisa was kicking and slapping and trying to.