Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registr...ation please?”She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man’s room again he jumps out. He’s stark naked and has an erection!The old lady in the wheel chair. Jane and I were both pretty serious about grades, and the need to be discrete tended to keep us studying when we might otherwise have been pursuing more horizontal activities. Missy had her mind set on a diploma as well. Most nights she headed for the library when she didn't have a date. And Missy had a date every weekend night as guys were lining up for chance to get inside her skin-tight jeans. That ensured Jane and I private time, and encouraged us to get started early so we'd be done when. "I made you promise that you'd force me if I backed out," I say with fakeconfidence. "Please don't break that promise." I won't," Sarah whispers as we pull up at my house and I shakily get outof the car. A wave of nausea hits me as I open my front gate, but withSarah's help, I'm able to fight it off and open the front door.Thankfully, my parents- both shift workers- are both at home to greet me."Welcome home, free man!" Dad jokes as he greets me. "Christ, examsnowadays must be worse than I. Wikia.com/wiki/Table_of_ContentsFor a copy of the campus map I am using, see:http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130114152730/crystalhall/images/d/de/Map_v052.jpgFor a plan of Poe Cottage freshman floor, seehttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130203095354/crystalhall/images/3/39/Proposal_2_Poe_floor_layout.pngAuthors Note:In what follows, the phonetic spelling of Lieutenant is fairly selfexplanatory. However, because of certain plot opportunities itpresented, I took artistic licence with.