“Alice, have you ever been fucked in the arse?”“Er, once.”“Really? Tell me about it.”“I’d rather not.”“Oh please. I won’t tell a...nyone.”Sadie’s banking on Alice having forgotten that I’m standing there with a camera, filming all of this, and I stand completely still.“Well, erm, it wasn’t strictly legal.”“Cool, what was it.”“No, I can’t say.”“You can’t not say now, you’ve got my curiosity piqued. It can’t be much worse than anything I’ve done.”Alice nearly whispers her answer. “It was with my. It will be our maiden voyage into uncharted pussies, so to speak."Sandy said, "Nancy will think we're terrible. A real couple of weirdoes." I already know you're that. I've become one too, but now you've piqued my interest. What are you talking about?" Do you know where it is?" asked Jan."Oh yeah! It's in the top of my closet, still wrapped in its cellophane bag. Untouched." So you haven't experimented?" Nah. I'd really forgotten about it, since we've had the real thing." Will you two let me in. And worse still, people don't THINK about how complicated it is, or how important it can be to do it right.So I decided to write down some thoughts, so that, the next time you contemplate Wrestling the Bald-headed Champ (if you're a guy) or Paddling the Pink Canoe (for you gals), you can do a better job at it.As my primary pen name suggests, I am not inexperienced with the concept of Battling the Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger that I was born with. A penis is an interesting thing. Women tell me. I couldn’t hold my tears and I cried. Although I should be angry at him but he was so sensitive to me, he got behind me and wrapped his arms around me caressing me in his body.I was feeling a bit better and he suggested that I take a shower. I thought it was a good idea so I walked into the shower, but I didn’t expect him to jump in with me. I wanted to be alone but he insisted that he took a shower with me to make me feel better.His way of making me feel better was to fuck me in the shower. He.