From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the... man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."# 3A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make. Norman Francis Erickson? Possibly he could still be left with a honorary title. Something with a less noble sound such as 'Sir'. Sir Norman was better than nothing, although it could never compare to Lord Newbury. That was a proper title. But if they could scrap the Royal Family, mightn't they also scrap the Honours System. Titles such as the Order or Commander of the British Empire had been anachronistic honorifics for well over a century and with no Britain, let alone a British Empire, they'd. Ab meri bra me dabe boobs saaf nazar aa rahe the. Main thoda sa hili to buddhe ne apna haath hata liya. Main thodi khuli aakhon se buddhe ki harkato ko dekh rahi thi. Main ne gour kiya ki ek 30-35 saal ka aadmi hamare paas niche farsh par baitha hain. Aur mujhe dekh raha hain. Shaya we buddhe ka ladka tha. Us aadmi ne apne haath bada kar mere dono boobs ko pakad liya. Aur dhire dhire dabane laga. Itne be buddhe ne meri bra ka huk khol diya. Meri bra main huk aage ki taraf tha. Aur us aadmi ne. Ben was still sound asleep, his arm wrapped around me. He was so… handsome, even as he was asleep right now. I sighed with a soft smile. It was funny, with all the thoughts rolling in my head, like how am I going to explain my disappearing act, and what was going to happen Monday, I couldn’t stop smiling. I carefully reached over Ben, grabbing his free hand gently. I slid my fingers in between his, and just stared for a second, trying to keep this image in my head. It seemed so.. easy...