’.’ I pulled a few bills from my wallet as the florist passed me the small bouquet. ‘They’re for my housekeeper.’ ‘She’s a lucky woman,�...�� the florist smiled, giving me back the change. ‘Not half as lucky as I am to have her in my life.’ I was pretty confident the flirting of the night before had been just a fluke, surely Milena had come to her good senses by now. Part of my brain said they were just playing or had been drinking. By now she was probably a bit upset at me for somehow conning her. He had overnight changed physically, something that might happen in one of his supernatural stories but not in real life.Still wet and naked he ran to Tillie’s room, afraid of what he would find there.Tillie woke up a bit sore in the groin but intensely satisfied. The pink rock had been right, it was wonderful and her brother hadn’t disappointed her. She wondered why the rock had spoken to her and not her brother but it had assured her that in time it would. For now it would be her. Bob, as host, was the emcee. Occasionally glancing at a script, he announced that the first competition was for shortest skirt. Ah, hah! Light was beginning to dawn. There was method to this madness, after all. Immediately Jerry and Jeff volunteered to judge and were provided with tape measures. Going to the lineup, they began measuring the length of the skirts, as well as how far they dropped below the crotch. Denise, in a skirt that could charitably be called a wide elastic belt, won.I felt. I said are you going to get dressed? And she said I am dressed. I asked you are going to go naked? And Dawn said no, I’m wearing shoes. I said okay, lets go. We walked out of our apartment, and Dawn walked totally naked to the truck, and got in. I didn’t see any neighbors looking out of their windows, but you never know. We drove to the drive in, and I know some of my fellow drivers saw her naked body on the way. When we got to the drive in, I parked next to the snack bar again, and Dawn opened.