But it was clear that she was never going to get better so Sally and I treasured the time we had with her. She did finally give up the fight but I was... able to enjoy her sense of humor for quite a while. It's too bad she had to live to see some of the things she did.Sally and I celebrated our one year anniversary at a nice little restaurant and we finished the evening dancing as we used to. One whole year of marriage and the best year of my life. I was happy and I was content.Sally mentioned. I immediately challenged her."Isn't wearing a hijab a sign of submission to the patriarchy of Islam?" It is my choice to wear a hijab and not your role as a male to dictatewhat I can and can't wear. You should try wearing a niqab, Nick, orburka before criticising my choice of clothing." Men don't dress like that, and talking of dress, isn't your miniskirtthe sort of length that would get you arrested in some Muslim majoritycountries?" My understanding was that Muslim women were supposed. It is at the end of one of these sessions, as Rasputin tenderly removes a strap on from his anus, that their eyes lock like laser beams and they realise that this is more than an erotic business arrangement this is now a love affair…Driving home to his luxury duplex apartment in Oldham, and taking extra care to avoid the speed bumps, Steel texts Rasputin saying they must never see each other again for he can never dare to love…now dear reader enjoy some fragments from the love affair of this. On the day ofour fist date, I was a little nervous, after all it isn'teveryday that you get the opportunity to go on a date with thehead of the Psychology department. Not that it was out ofcharacter for me, but I was determined to be on my very bestbehavior. I held every door for her, allowed her to decide onevery activity during the date, I gave in to her every whim. Soit was with surprise when I noticed her becoming cooler andcooler to me as the night progressed, so you can imagine mysurprise.