I lean over to tie my laces, making sure he can see my breasts hanging down in my bra. I look up and his tongue is hanging out. It's so easy with men ...it doesn't seem fair. But it's her I need. She's the key.I love what you're wearing. Your hair looks great. Do you do it yourself? You're a very attractive woman. How do you stay so slim?(light touch on her arm.) Bet a lot of guys hit on you. Does your husband get jealous? Wink and a smile.He's a successful lawyer; plays golf. She's spoiled; plays. ”“Now, now” she said, “don’t be silly, I am teasing you. I genuinely mean what I say about you but I would not do anything towards encouraging you into anything. If you want to do that then that must be a decision for you alone and not one that is forced on you by circumstance or the thought that you have to acquiesce to me”We started to walk and I could see how attractive she was and how many men took a second glance at her. At the bar we sat together talking like old friends now, and every. Perky for lack of a better term. And that outfit. Yeesh! A leopardprint, long-sleeved unitard with a long tail and ears for a hat.I recognized her instantly. She was Josie from Josie and thePussycats. No, she was me. And I was now an exact, real world copy ofJosie."God, what the hell happened?" I asked myself, surprised by the soft,gentle sound of my voice.Semi-hesitantly I decided it'd be a good idea to check everything. Iremoved the unitard and got a glimpse of real-life Josie in all. I am not sure about these, to be truthful, Gov'nor." I get it, Welty. Penny will be the familiar form of Penelope, and Tabs will be a pet name for Tabitha." Tabitha, eh? Never heard of it, but you have the better learning, Gov'nor; that's why you is Gov'nor." Welty, I hope my qualifications for the post are a lot more than just book learning, but admittedly it is a factor. Shall we go through and see if these children are able to tell us something?"Welty opened his office door. The hinges swung.