”Good god, it was a wonder she could walk! That must have hurt like hell. It was bad enough when Jennifer had stuck her vibrator in my butt after pu...tting baby oil on it.“No wonder it hurt! First of all, you really need to use lubrication, like baby oil or Vaseline. Second, if you’ve never done it before, he should use his little finger first, then a larger finger, before he even tried to do it. I’m not surprised that it hurt like hell!”“I guess we had no idea how it was supposed to work. So. Lucy was also upset but not for the same reasons, to her it was about control and it seemed she was not able to control who was going to do what to her.The driver called to the other two men to leave them alone until they arrived after all they had plenty of time to pleasure themselves with these prime examples of petite delectable female flesh. Instantly Lucy felt they were in for a long haul and she would have to keep her wits about her, On the other hand Liza was sobbing and begging to be. I got there… but that's not what this story is about.As we grew up, Leo and I often compared the size of our growing cocks, and would have a race to see who could cum first when we'd beat our meat. We’d try out jacking our rods with rolls of toilet paper; with the cardboard centers pulled out. Plastic bags with lotion in them, then wrapped by a washcloth worked great. There’s no telling how many of our dads’ condoms we slipped on to jack off; and we always compared the results… but that's not. Well of course that's not what the brewery call it. Ha! They call it Best Bitter, but if that's the best they can do, well... So why do I drink so much of it? Damned fool question that, what the devil else am I supposed to drink, eh? Anyway, y'can't say too much about it because Squiffy's family have been brewing it for, oh, about two hundred and fifty years, and since they own the place and he's buyin', well... "Right oh then," says Squiffy when we're all settled again, " I was going to tell.