Cindy handles all the finances so I have no idea what she pays or when she pays it. If I start going looking through all the bills, she's going to wan...t to know why. What do I tell her? My gut hurts so you've been fucking around on me? Boy, I bet that would go over big.Our marriage seems normal, what ever that is in this day and age. We met while in our twenties, dated about a year, and then got married. She pops out a kid about every two years. I got tired of the pop outs so I had a vasectomy. And a round of drinks on the house. I vowed that next time I’d show everybody my patented Death Spiral moves. Introduction all around, of course. The red-head was Veronica. She’d worn a white blouse which, when wet, let us confirm that she hadn’t bothered with a bra. I was fantasizing about the babies we would make together. After years of practice, of course. She kissed me on the mouth and asked if I wanted to dance. Then we both broke out laughing. The exotic vibe girl was Sonja. She was. "Easy. Catalina is only about three hours away by boat, and San Francisco is only two hours by plane, and Acapulco ... maybe four hours by charted plane. Yeah, we could do it with time to spare." Goodness, I wouldn't even know which one to choose. They all sound so fabulous." So, don't choose." I offered. "Why not do all three. Of course there is one little problem." Problem?" Uh-huh, that would mean you'll have to date me at least three times."I thought I heard a sigh of relief over the phone. She slowly unbuckled his belt while he started untying the back laces off her shirt. She pulled off his jeans. Sarah stood up from the couch and left John sitting in his boxers with his jeans around his ankles. She got down on her knees and removed his jeans fully from his legs and slowly inched herself in between them. He removed her shirt as quickly as she possibly could. She had on a pure white bra that had a clasp in the back that she left on to tease John with. John then removed his shirt.