.. Are you up for a quick blowjob before dinner ? I thought omg I am in a dream or something cause who has this kind of thing happen to them, ? I mean... really ? she led me by the hand in to the living room and pushed me down in a lazy boy chair , kneeling in front of me , started tugging at my shorts and rubbing her nipples on my legs , while kissing me and looking up at me with a slutty smile , licking her lips , she pulled down enough for my hard cock to spring out and hit her in the face .. And if you want any more you're going to have to pay upfront. I'm not a fucking charity. And I'm not a fucking bank. Discounts don't start till you hit the quarter-weight or the ton. And you pissy cocksuckers are just going to have to pay full whack till then." But I sort of thought, Eunice..." You fucking thought wrong. A fuck is a fuck is a fuck. It doesn't give you any fucking privileges. In fact, you should be grateful I give my cock away for nothing from time to time. There's a lot of. After a few more minutes the captain announced that we would be putting in in Bunbury, where we could stretch our legs and have lunch. When we moored, I asked the mate whether he had any suggestions. He said, "Vat2, right at Jetty Road. But it's a bit pricey."I thanked him and we walked down the jetty. The restaurant was nearly empty and we had a really nice lunch. Back at the boat, we just plopped into the chairs. Sea air and full stomachs. We just vegetated as we rode back to Perth. I tipped. ~~~~~~~~~~~~A few weeks ago I got some encouragement to write the story of when I had a favorable outcome of being caught masturbating by a hotel maid. I should mention that although I am a frequent traveler and a frequent masturbator, with the two combined I have only been caught masturbating twice. The first time it happened to me I was so embarrassed that I immediately lost my erection and couldn't even finish the act. Twelve years later it happened again and was a totally different.