'"What did the MO actually say - the exact words if you please."'Well sir.' The First Lieutenant replied looking completely embarrassed. He said. 'The... MO said I don't know what he's on - but when I find out I'm having some. Sir."The Captain was not pleased at the sudden outburst of laughter. " Right Nash I'm standing you down while I consider this offence in more detail. Meanwhile you are confined to Barracks" " On caps - about turn quick march."The Captain was not sure what he could do about. He's about 6'2" and probably 180 with an athletic build. We've exchanged race stories so he's a runner too.We were talking at lunch the other day and mentioned his birthday was approaching. I asked him what he wanted and he said something about getting something he's never had before and that it was something his wife wouldn't give him. I had a pretty good idea where this was going but I asked him what it was anyway. Predictably, he said he's never had anal and wanted it more than anything for. Jim told her. The girl turned around and hollered Nack you gots a cusomer! Her voice was weird and it sounded like she was talking through her nose. Not to mention she didnt pronounce the words right. Foot steps announced a man coming and Jack appeared, dressed in dirty jeans and an old Tee shirt that said Coors Beer. He was shorter than the girl and appeared much older, maybe 30 or so. He too wore glasses and needed a shave. His sneakers were dirty and his beer belly hung over his belt big. This was not true with Gabrielle. She seldom said no to him and only after her illness was too much for her. She seemed to like her sexcapades with him at least four to five times a week. She kept him on the straight and narrow. He could cheat on her if he wanted to. Which he didn't. He admired other womens beauty but temptation never raised its ugly head."What video is that?" You know," she gave him a playful punch in the arm. "The one that the babe is on her head and the guy puts his cock in.