Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outs...ide,” because a handful of hysterical people have lost their minds.Why stop there? Here are some other holiday classics that should also definitely be banned...I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: condones cheatingThe Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriationHolly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me?. Yeah, I knew she was extremely high maintenance, but she was great in the sack. So, where did it all go wrong? I was found bribing a judge on my last case. The thing was I knew my client was guilty of all the crimes that were pinned against. The guy was a homicidal maniac who went and shot up a bank, killing seven people, then stole a car after the shooting, and to top it off, the guy engaged in a high speed chase with the cops. I got cocky and took this guy’s case. I had no idea how far over. Walstrom," Tiffany said with a cheerful voice. "Is that suit new? It looks wonderful on you."The secretary's face softened and she gave Tiffany a half smile. "This old thing? Maybe I haven't worn it in a while." Well, it looks great. Don't lose it in your closet again. Um, I have a nine o'clock appointment with Mr. Johnson." Go right in. He's expecting you."Tiffany paused in the doorway and waited with one hip higher than the other and her hand on the raised hip. It was a pose she learned in. If this boat had a spinnaker, which it hasn't, we might make a whole half knot over the tide, but considering the effort and bother of that particular item of the sail wardrobe I am quite glad we don't have one.What we are aiming to do today, is navigate our way - no, I should rephrase that, I am going to navigate my way around the bay by using the depth sounder and tide height calculations. If that sounds fiendishly difficult I can only say yes it is. And by lunchtime I have had enough. So we.