It will add to the suspense. 'How can that little Vietnamese woman accommodate such a massive cock?' the punters will ask. 'Will it fit? Will she spli...t?'"On the big screen the stagehands could be seen flooding the arena with a green coloured soup. From the way it poured I judged it to have the viscosity of engine oil. Rob finished finger- fucking Kim, pulled down her skirt, adjusted her bra and tidily buttoned up her blouse."You can put us in that tank," I said pointing to the TV screen, "but. ‘Same to you. Would you like to go get some coffee? Where are you going, incidentally?’ They caught up a bit at a shop with extremely mediocre cappuccinos. He ate a jelly doughnut, which she remembered he liked, and told him so. He was flattered, but countered with the way she shredded paper straw-covers. What he doesn’t know is that I only do it when I’m nervous, thought Phoebe, but continued smiling at him. ‘So where is Jon? The last I saw of him was Graduation ceremony with the Valdez twins. I rushed the baby-cuddling women and gave each of them a quick peck on the lips, and then turned to fussing over each of my children, one after the other. Swarta talked with more of the concubines that ran down the stairs, intercepting them before they could throw themselves at me. Laudus joined in to help settle the commotion, giving the newcomers directions to go prepare a feast, once they had their “welcome back” kiss. It was a riotous greeting and we all carried broad smiles. It was true. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf.