"You know, Cara," I said. "With a little effort, you can make me hard for you."She put her arms above her head to let me take the dress off. She was n...ot wearing anything underneath, so when she reached for me I was harder--for her."What kind of work do you think it would take?"She turned her face up so we could kiss. I was in the mood for the kind of kiss she gave me: slow, deep, and long. I put my hand between her legs; she spread her feet to give me room. I stroked a finger along her lips.. "Take them away and dress them in white blouses and dark skirts, as an English schoolgirl would be dressed," ordered David, "Ask the Princess Zubeydeh if you need to know what that looks like. Tell me when they are ready to be seen again."As they all trouped out, David wondered how long it would take the Chief Eunuch to find upwards of twenty assorted sizes of English-style school uniform blouses and skirts. He was totally nonplussed when it was done in less than two hours, nor did he ever. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.The older woman finally said..."Well, look at that ... I'm getting a fax!"This one is compliments of DomThis from a poster I came across. I had to hold down the laughter because I was around polite company."I am sick and tired of answering questions. Me: i wanted to drink you piss right from your vagina into my mouth after dinner.Aunty: che che cheeeeMe: i want to wipe your ass after you go to shitAunty: che che che che cheMe: i want to bath you; i want to change your pads when you are menstruatingAunty: my gosh….. Your wife will go nutsMe: i will do only these things for you alone. Not for any person not even my wife, i consider you are my first wife.Aunty: stop it now. I am your aunty and i will be your aunty only, not even your lover.Me:.