8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.10. No one has more dr...iving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m.; for example, it could be the right number.13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.14. I've reached the age where 'happy. Free of my clothes, I let my bobbing cock lead the way to her upturned ass. I looked down and saw how my dick was pulsing with two fat veins that crisscrossed by the head of my shaft. My foreskin was taut around my iron-erect glans. It made me feel like I could piledrive my mother’s ass without the need for lube.I knelt behind her on the couch and grabbed her meaty thighs. I shoved my face deep into her crack and lapped away at her shitter. My tongue-tip wormed itself into her sweet pucker,. Kendra, still fully clothed, certainly lived up to her reputation as a lover of cock. She gave Marshall's gigantic black, throbbing, glossy member the most artistic blowjob Laura had ever seen. She licked and kissed every inch of his enormous truncheon, starting at his large balls and covering every veiny inch of the bulging stalk, until her lips reached the ballooning black head of it.Now, with a glance at Laura, she took the shaft in both hands. There was at least another four inches. The farmer's BBW wife was a rotting pile of pink flesh now, pining away quite anonymously on a roster above an empty old dung pit. How could Harry bring some life into her miserable situation, and torture her even more to boot?Suddenly he had a hunch. If he were to put her on the internet and invite kinky men (and women) to come and fuck/fist/torture her? That would certainly attract some horny sadistic types and would make the farmer's wife misery even worse, and make her feel even more.