He says I have Feefiphobia.“Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”Terrible joke. Only three stars.Scene: costume partyA: what are you dressed as...?B: can’t you tell, I’m a harp!A: your costume is too small to be a harp...B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you supposed to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from. Every chance I got I made a pass at her, depending on who was around she would flirt back. Jenny asked me if I would be busy in the next 45 minutes or so. I said no, that my only plans were to drink later on and watch a few movies. Her car was broken down and she needed to do a little bit of grocery shopping. I told her to just come by my place when she was ready to go. About 20 minutes later Jenny knocked on my door, I thought that her boyfriend Frank would be with her. I got real excited. Thank you, Mistress." Show me how much you appreciated that."Mistress stepped one of her feet forward and Penny instantly knew what she was supposed to do. She kept her arms crossed behind her as she leaned her body forward until her mouth was just above Mistress's heeled foot. Without any hesitation, she kissed Mistress's foot and licked the leather of her heeled shoe.Penny continued to worship Mistress's foot for quite some time, occasionally stopping her ministrations to whisper, "Thank you,. Joan had her fifth orgasm, every one stronger andmore pleasing to her than I had ever given her.When they came down from their mutual climax, Eva movedto lie beside Joan. Joan turned to her and asked,“What are we going to do with him?” Eva whisperedsomething in her ear. They both got up and came to me,undressed me and took me into the bed with them. As Ilay between them, they both went down on me, lickingand sucking my hardness, when they weren’t kissing eachother.I was so.