I have been working my ass off trying to hold everything together.”My first wife was looking so smug.“I hadn’t noticed that you had less ass, I�...��m sorry. Can I see how small it is now?”Lynn stood up and turned around while dropping her pants to moon me.“Doesn’t look any less wonderful than it did last night or this morning. Are you sure?”“I love you Paul. I would tell you to kiss my ass, but we both know how much you love it.”“Lynn, while I really appreciate an ass that looks as good as yours,. She’s in the DA’s office at the Hall of Justice doing investigative work. I love it when she “investigates” my damn ass, but that’s another story. Just to fill in… Alicia is fresh out of a long-term relationship with another woman, and divorced from a man she married in college. She has two golden k**s- a daughter aged 21 ready to graduate at Berkeley this Spring and a son- 19- who lives with his Dad and works in his roofing business. And yeah, I’ve met both.So fuck, I ended up walking up. After he donned his slippers his robe was exactly floor length, the perfect height for his frame. It was, however, far too wide.Sam’s robe was shorter, and a strange off-white in color. In front it went to mid-thigh, and she managed to deliberately expose her lack of undergarments within a few minutes of his arrival. Those private bits of flesh looked very inviting. Her look dared him to comment, but he just smiled appreciatively.That worked for her.They got through the 30-day contract quickly.. I had done pretty well for myself, considering that I had a sixteen year old daughter that I had to raise by myself after my slut of an ex-wife ran off with a young intern at her office four years ago. I looked at my reflection in the kitchen window and smiled. At 36, I had a full head of lush blond hair, and I still had the chiseled good looks that appealed to most women, but I hadn't found anyone since Terrah left outside of the occasional one nightstand. Other than my daughter, but I'll come.