Big, round momma tits. They weren't obvious, but they were impossible to not notice if you were a breast man like me.She caught on quickly that I was,... indeed, a breast man."You don't have x-ray vision, do ya?" she once whispered to me."Why do you ask?" I laughed."Because you're staring at my girls as if you're trying to see through this blouse!" she grinned.I turned red. She then touched my hand."Honey, it's flattering. Don't even worry."From that moment on, it became a daily joke. She'd give. "As I left the office, I had maniacal butterflies battling in my stomach. I didn't mind the little buggers with knives; it was the ones with the war hammers that gave me fits. I'd read "Death of Salesman" in college and the idea of being a modern day Willy Loman terrified me.On the way home that night I stopped by Barnes and Noble and bought the first two books of jokes I could find. When I actually tried to read them, I discovered that the newest was old when my granddad was a boy. Have you. I mean about the ‘no freedom’ part. I just don’t think going your route is right for me.”“That’s your church talking. Or your dad.”“No, it’s me. And before you say anything else, seven.”“Seven?! You?!”“Gee, thanks,” I said sarcastically.“Come on, Mike. I’d NEVER have expected that. Two? Sure. MAYBE three. So what’s the big deal then?”“I just can’t go around sleeping with anyone who asks.”“If there are girls asking and you’re saying ‘no’, I repeat — you’re doing college wrong!”“You’ve never. I used to take good care of him. I used to find him sexy at 60 years. He was possessing a strong sexy muscular he was exercising regularly and kept himself fit. I started brushing against his body and gave the feel of my boobs. i found him to get aroused but he never trid to flirt.Once Mahesh who was my brother in law visited us alone for some work. I found this guy who was elder to me by about 10 years an outright flirt. He took of the situation that Iam without sex for about six months and.