OH, hey, Elaine! I have some champagne left over from last night. That capper won’t hold the fizz in much longer, and I think there’s enough OJ to... make us a couple of mimosas. That’s acceptable for brunch. Besides, it’s Saturday – I’m sure it must be five o’clock somewhere.” Elaine laughed at the old line, and said, “Oh, all right, you convinced me. But, seriously, you have to tell me just what the Hell is going on here. This…this …THING, is still growing.” She looked back down at her crotch,. The Red dragonkin had a large halberd covered in red runes. I wasn’t sure what the runes did, but I could imagine it had something to do with fire. The White dragonkin wielded a scythe that was just as big, and covered in its own white runes.As we approached, the two dragonkin nodded and moved out of the way so we could go through the portal. On the other side were four more dragonkin. Two of them, a Blue dragonkin and a Gray dragonkin were guarding the portal from this side. They were smaller. Instead of conducting these lessons at a centre, where many of our senior citizens feel embarrassed by their mistakes in a group, this service was done in their own homes, using their own computers. The computers they would be using to do their banking, emails and surfing from. It was up to the instructor to what fees he or she chose to charge. All the instructor had to do was register with the local authorities, for police clearance; prove they were competent with computers and willing to work. She’s standing at the corner of the bar, next to Ryan, but mostly talking to the guy in the middle. He says something to her and she glances over at me. They exchange a few words and she motions for me to come over. I glance at Evan who just smiles. He’s no help. I’m nervous as hell. There are two personalities that can come out right now. The one is the goofball who says inappropriate things at the wrong time. The other is cute, funny and charming. Please let the latter make an appearance. As.