I know more about your sex life than you wish I did, too. Now that we’ve established that I’m clued in, I want to meet you for lunch. Right now. I...t’s important.’ ‘Look, I’d really rather not fight about this again, Sandy.’ ‘Then don’t,’ I said reasonably. ‘I’m not going to argue with you, but I need to make sure that you and Trina understand where each of you is sitting. Don’t make me come down there, pal.’ ‘Fine,’ he said, giving in. ‘I’ll meet you at Coronado’s in forty-five minutes. I have. I mean really loved it. I think we spent two days in there after it was finished. We kept it locked when we weren’t in it, and we made sure to hide the key. But anyway, back to coming home drunk.Oren had jumped up on me and had his legs wrapped around my waist. He wasn’t very hard to carry, I doubt he weighed more than a buck twenty.“Danny,” He whispered against my lips, “I’ve got another surprise for you.”I’d had him stop calling me Master because it just felt weird. Besides, it was way more. Exhibits G: Seraina and my lady love shuffling a deck of cards and suggesting we relax by playing a round of strip poker.Then the record fades to gray, too fuzzy to read or remember. I wonder, did I have a good time?Hangovers are major impediments to thoughtful contemplation. A hangover is also a significant impediment to meditation. Instead of contemplating my navel, I stared at the ceramic tiles between my bare feet and tried not to throw up and tried to make sense out of the fast forty-eight. Holy Shit! $200.00 on a pair of shoes! What were they made of gold or something?" I said, astonished as I read the receipt. "But honey, they are Christian Louboutin's. They were on sale and they were sooo pretty! Besides, I bought them so I would look good for you!" she said, giving me that cute little pout that she knows always gets me. Or almost always. "Oh no, young lady! You aren't going to put this off on me! And that little pout of yours is not going to work either!" I said, "Now go get.