Nothing. Then I swiped it again. Still nothing. So, I swiped it again, and again, and again until a woman stepped behind me and said, “here honey..., let me help you”.She stepped along side me, took the sexy pair of lace thongs in her hand, looked up at me inquisitively before smiling and then entering the SKU number on the tag and ringing it up. Then she asked me to see what else I had and offered to ring them up as well. To say I was embarrassed would have been an understatement. I knew. Don't ask, because I have no explanation. It just seemed to be the thing to do at the time.Since it's quiet in the hotel, I figured "No Big Whoop!" I grabbed the bucket and a key, and off I went. After filling the bucket with ice cubes, I headed back to my room. Just before arriving at the door, a door to the next room popped open. Out came two lovely mature women. I was a bit startled as they appeared and turned toward me (turns out they were also going to the ice machine). We made eye contact. We sat in the kitchen while I drank the beer. After we went out back and she laid down and pulled down the straps of her swimsuit. I asked if I could rub lotion on her, she looked up with a sheepish smile. I don't think so, but you can do my back and legs. I had to cover up as I watched her rub lotion on her shoulders and breasts. She looked up and said I could use a little sun too. I smiled and said maybe later and jumped in the pool hopping the cold water would bring down my stiff dick. I. This seemed like one of those times.Demelza put an arm round Midge's shoulders.'We're going up to Midge's room. Stay down here' she commanded.Barney and I were silent for a few moments after the women had gone. He closed the door. There was confusion in his expression, but also pride. I felt a burst of it myself. It's a heady feeling for a man when he realises he's fucked a baby into a willing woman. And Midge had been willing – even if it was because of a false understanding. And I wasn't.