Aunty ne mujhe dekha aur main aunty ko dekh kar sharmaane laga. Aunty has ke boli, “Raj, sharmao mat main samajh sakti hu. Yahan ki ladkiya sundar h...ai.”Main sharmata hua bola, “Nahi, aunty aisi koi baat nahi hai.” Fir uss din aunty aur main ghar aa gaye aur chai pe baatein karne lage. Tabhi aunty mujhse boliAunty – Raj, tum dono ki koi gf nahi hai kya?Me – Aunty Ronit ki toh hai par meri nahi hai.Aunty – Kyu Raj? Tum itne sweet ho.Me – Aunty main thoda shy hu isliye.Aunty – Koi nahi main. I smiled looking from one to the other, "First of all, there's nothing you could, or couldn't to cause me to not love or want you. And there are not enough winters in all of time that I would ever grow tired of making love with either of you." See I told you Sheel." Roya remarked happily dropping her jumpsuit then quickly slipping back under the sleeping fur and pressing her naked body on top of mine."It is still not fair." Sheel remarked as Roya rose up and used her hand to guide my still. ”“Does Rocky also carry a gun? You said he ‘took one out’.”“Oh, no. I was quite literal. When I said Rocky came crashing in, I mean he came right through the parlor doors. Never opened them. The noise distracted the three long enough for me to pull and blow away the first two. The third was turning back to shoot me when Rocky, still coming, got to him. He tore his head off.”“Literally?”Again, Roger was silent.Now it was Jennifer’s turn to be silent. She had never before come across such raw,. ..when I’m swimming. I don’t understand what’s wrong with their husbands, they are knock-outs in their yoga pants, short-shorts and tank tops, the type of women I usually dated as a bachelor, but without their attitude. Maybe they treat their husbands the same as they have Joanne treating me.On Thursday, I was tired of the old ‘hum drum’ and called Joanne and told her to pack an overnight bag. I was taking Friday off and needed to get out of town. I reserved a hotel suite for the weekend. .