This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie Wedding...This fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?"Johnny speaks up, "Well you sees. One day near gym she met me n v wre talkng suddenly she started insisting me 2 show my six packs dan I took her in d parking n showed my six packs she touched my stomch n said vry sexy I got so horny by dat touch I immediately told her dat e1 u hve vry sexy figure she smiled n said dnt lie I said realy u hve, dan she told me dnt lie u mst b hvng so mny grls in ur model group vth a sexy figure dan I told her dat I nvr seen a women like u at 36 of age vth a sexy figure, dan she asked wat u find. We had not gone out on a date yet but there was a mutual attraction.it was really funny to think back on it.as soon as we walkedthrough the door i started to get hard. when we got to thetop floor, there was a silence between us and then we juststarted kissing and grabbing each other! We started pullingeach others clothes off my hands were up under her shirtand bra when i touched her breasts i could feel that she wasflush and her nipples were hard. i started rolling themin my fingers and put my. I sighed. It would have been one thing if I had led her on recently, or if she’d shown any kind of interest since seventh grade. She’d been a friend, but not even a close one, quickly eclipsed by Melanie, Jennifer, Bethany, and others. I was sure I’d done the right thing, but I sure felt like crap doing it. That said, because I didn’t WANT to have sex with Susan, now, or any time in the future, I hadn’t lost anything. She’d not even really been a friend recently, or even an acquaintance. Anna.