The Flood JokeThere was this guy, lived in New Orleans. The news announced that The! Big! Hurricane! Was on the way, and everybody ought to evacuate t...o higher ground, inland.The guy shrugged, and said, “I will trust in The Lord!”The storm approached closer, water was running in the streets. The police drove through, over their loudspeakers they warned everybody to pack up, get out, and get far inland and far uphill.The guy shrugged, and said, “I will trust in The Lord!”The water got higher. The. “All those women, they get to have a good time with you and I’m left with nothing but the pain in my chest watching you with them” I whined “I love you Matty, you’re so hot and sweet I can’t help myself, it hurts watching you with those other people, but you only like women, boohoo”I was stuck on whether to cry or to keep grinding on him, even if those weren’t the exact word I’d use if my head was clear it was still true that it hurt me watching him love everyone else, it made me feel unnoticed. Judy, the Relationship counsellor."Mark sweetheart, I'd been trying to come up with a way to tell you what you discovered on your own. I want you to know darling that I don't love you any less or disrespect you in any way, because of my liaisons with the guys. It's you I truly love." B-But Sara, if y-you t-truly love me, w-why..." Why did I sleep around? Well Mark, it's because I love you, that's why I went out with other guys. I knew they could handle my pussy much better than you could. "Ouch," I said loudly. "Don't do that," I instructed, a corrective motherly tone to my voice."Sorry mommy," grunted Jake. "Oh God, I'm going to cum," he almost shouted, embarrassed. I grabbed his cock, pressing it against his abdomen, pushing him to his back. I threw the covers off him. I felt his cock throb under my hand. "Oh fuck mommy," Jake grunted. "I'm sorry mommy," he whispered softly. I pressed his cock flat against his body as he shot rope after rope of cum. I could feel he massive.