.> The man hurriedly dressed> and told his lover to take his shoes> outside and rub! them in the grass and dirt.> He put on his shoes and drove home.>... "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.> "I can't lie to you," he replied,> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.> We had sex all afternoon."> She looked down at his shoes and said:> "You lying bastard!> You've been playing golf!">>> The 2nd Affair>> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters> but always talked about having a son.>. I remembered what Betty’s dad had said so I stood up and excused myself. Betty said she would finish her drink and meet me in the suite. Alain stood up when I did and took my elbow and walked me to the elevator, ‘to keep the wolves from bothering such a beautiful lady,’ he had said as he put his hand on the small of my back. Speaking French again, he said, ‘It was so nice to meet such a wonderful woman. May I see you again?’ I mumbled something … I don’t remember even if it was in French or. Then I ladled hot paper mache into the halves and pressed them together with the benefit of a wood frame, blocks and wedges. The assembly was heated over a low fire until steam stopped escaping at the edges where the mold came together. I used gloves to remove my experiment from the fire and waited in trepidation until it was cool enough to handle. When I prised apart the halves I saw one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen--money on the hoof, so to speak. It popped out of the mold and. I think him knowing it was my first time made him even more eager to get a piece of me, but he was calm, not pushy, and after a few strokes of his cock, he pulled it back through the hole and we just started chatting. He said he was married with k**s and had a boring 9-5 job and just needed a little release every now and again. I said that I was in town visiting my GF, who got called into work. He then changed the subject of wanting my cock to wanting to know about my girl and how she liked to.