I had an ingrained habit of never referring to it by actual title unless in the process of being water-boarded and unable to breathe properly without ...spilling the beans.Of course, I was taking notes in my little notebook after a bad experience with using the little recorders they gave to all new employees to transcribe details onto final reports. Mine was a bit tricky and when I tried to download the data all I got was a high-pitched whine that sounded a bit like one would expect from mermaids. I board the train and make my way downstairs half keeping an eye behind me to make sure i still have company. i sit in an empty 3 seater and slide over to the window. by the time the train departs the station there are only a few people sitting in front of me in my carriage. My hot admirer had sat down in a seat diagonally opposite me which faced the back of the carriage - he could look at me without even turning around! my imagination began to run wild. how i would have loved him to have sat. I didn't need to use a lock and chain through my pants to keep me from deflating the bulb since in real life I rode my bike through town. The eyes around me were more than enough to keep me from reaching into my pants for the control to the vibe or the deflator valve for the plug. On that ride I hit more red lights and had to get off my bike more times then I ever had to before. Every time I sat down I felt the plug stuffing my butt swell in size. Ultimately my biggest rush came mid way through. Once it was my off and I was at home and my aunt said lets party as her friends were coming. I said ok. Around 11 in the morning. Her friends came the guy was around 45 and the girl was 24. We started to party. I started to prepare some snacks. Chili chicken. I know little bit of cooking hence I started preparing. Now the story startsI always try to keep myself busy when I drink. We all had couple of drinks and after my 3rd peg I said I’m going to start cocking and moved to kitchen. We started.