”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is reall...y a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - “Ah, isn’t that. Yet, no doubt his cock was much longer, much thicker than mine. It was truthfully a majestic thing of beauty.I couldn't believe I was thinking that. A cock of whatever colour a thing of beauty?!Of course, I also couldn't believe I was sucking cock.I also couldn't believe I was enjoying it... always being rather homophobic.Yet, I definitely was enjoying it.That I couldn't deny... and my cock was rising to the occasion, volunteering to give testimony to my enjoyment."Want my cum, cock sucker?" he. " Our eyes were locked, gazing deeply. "I love you so much!" I whispered. "So much!"She hugged me to her, my cheek in full contact with that gorgeous skin in her cleavage. We remained in this embrace for a long time. Her fingers combed through my hair and she kissed the top of my head. Nothing more was said.After a long embrace, she finally released me. I looked up into her eyes again, reached up and gently eased the robe off her shoulders. It fell out of my vision, as our eyes remained. “She’s usually with me all the time, but the manor’s defenses have disabled her.”“All the time you say?” he asked. “It must be nice to be out and about, frolicking with normal people, doing something other than what you were created for.” There was resentment in his voice.I nodded. “I believe she would agree.”He rolled his eyes and looked away.“Have you never been out of the vault?” I asked.He looked at me again. “I am exceedingly aware of the contents of the vault, more so than anyone has ever.