It was a beautiful summer day and I was going to make the most of it. I stopped a couple times while cutting the front lawn to chat with a couple of d...ifferent neighbors who were passing by and once again in the back to talk to my next door neighbor who was tending to her garden. I took a short break between cutting the grass and cleaning the car in order to down a cool glass of lemonade. While leaning against the kitchen counter between sips, I heard the squeaking of brakes as the vehicle. Burns’ clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns “wrapped in the drive shaft”.Nominee No. 3 (Hickory Daily Record):Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but instead grabbed a Smith & Wesson 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.Nominee No. 4 (UPI, Toronto):Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a. "Hey, what are you doing?" she asked... a moment of silence, "No, God I can't stand living with her anymore. She's such a bitch. I can't wait to get out of here next week. Can you believe that she is trying to force me to pay the whole month's rent? I told her I would but she's not getting another dime out of me."I listened as she continued to bitch and moan about my "unfairness." I grew angrier by the minute. I couldn't believe that she was calling ME unfair. I had been picking up the slack. I was mightily impressed with myself. Until Coach showed me what he could do. Let’s just say that his superhuman strength far exceeded mine. While I was bragging about lifting ordinary weights, the dude took me to the parking lot and lifted a pickup truck three feet off the ground with one hand. How about that? I give him that one. I could do other stuff, too. I had better than normal night vision. I could also leap incredible heights. I found that out the hard way when Coach pushed me off a.