I don’t need to suddenly standstraight up when I’m under the coffee table.8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur beforeentering the house - n...ot after.9. I will not come in from outside,and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.10. I will not sit in the middle of the livingroom, and lick my crotch11. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’,so when I play with him and he makes that noise,it’s usually not a good thing.P.S. Dear God:When I get to Heaven,may I have my testicles back?Some Random. Prachi ne usse keys li thoda sochne ka natak kiya badi nadani se pucha-“Aap yahan kitne dino se kaam kar rhe ho kaka”.Ramesh-“Babyji karib 25 saal hogye h par achank se aap ye kyu puch rhi h”.Prachi-” I just wanted to thank you kaka,aap family jaise ho aur main sb ko khush karna chahti ho isliye main chahti ho jaise main yahan holiday par aaio ho aap bhi apni family ke sath ghum kar aayi”.Phir usne natasha ko awaaj di aur kaha deck me jo envelope h usse lekar aa.Natasha ne envelpoe uthaya aur. Wo chut chudakr mast neend le rahi thi.Fir uske lip pr kiss kiya.Wo fir bhi soyee rahi.Ab maine uski chut pt hath rakha aur rub kiya to wo jaag gai.. Sangeeta-kya..Kr..Rahe ho.Yaar?Raj-yaar 6 baj gaye..Tymhare bhai kab tak aayege?Aunty jee ne to hamen jgaya hi nahi..Aunty ko bula kr lao yaar..Sangeeta-wo to raat ko 9 -10 bje aayege..Main bhabhi jee ko bulati hun..Wo to chali gai.Thodi der baad aunty aai.Aunty-neend le li mere raja…Wo to 9 bje aayege.Tum 8 bje sangeeta ko leker chale jana..Aur. ”It took only a few minutes of clattering bottles, burning smells, and bubbling liquids to produce a small vial.“Take this only when you are alone with the king,” he cautioned. “It will adjust and compel you to each other. Do not be surprised by what you see. At least it will not be as confusing as if he were the eagle and you the lioness.” He chuckled at the last.As the Fates conspired, the day the queen visited the wizard was the same day the witch was to free the knight. Avoiding attention,.